G.A. THE SUPER GRASSHOPPER

IT WAS MONDAY, SEPT. 18 2017,

I WAS DRIVING MY CAR,

THINKING ABOUT

MAKING IT ON TIME

WHEN SUDDENLY

I SAW G.A.,

THE SUPER GRASSHOPPER

ON TOP OF MY FRONT LEFT

WINDSHIELD WIPER.

 

´COULDN´T BELIEVE IT!,

I WAS DRIVING AT 80 KPH

& LATER ON AT 100 KPH

TURNING ON THE WINDSHIELD WIPER

SINCE IT WAS RAINING,

& YET HE KEPT ON

HOLDING HIMSELF

ONTO THE WINDSHIELD WIPER.

I TRIED NOT 2 TURN ON

THE WINDSHIELD WIPER

THAT MUCH,

SINCE I WAS CONCERNED

ABOUT G.A.

THE SUPER GRASSHOPPER.

 

I CAME 2 A FORK,

TOOK A RIGHT,

& THERE AT A STOP SIGN

I TURNED THE WINDSHIELD WIPER ON

SO THAT G.A. COULD LAND

ON SAFER GROUND,

& I SAW HOW THE WINDSHIELD WIPER

THREW HIM 2 THE LEFT.

WHAT A RIDE G. A. HAD!

 

I FELT HAPPY 4 G. A.

THINKING G.A. FINALLY WAS SAFE,

FROM SPEED & THE WINDSHIELD WIPER.

I GOT 2 MY DESTINATION,

I STOPPED MY CAR,

& 5 MINUTES LATER

GOT BACK 2 IT AGAIN.

LATER I WAS HEADING

2 ANOTHER DESTINATION,

AN AUTO REPAIR SHOP,

& WHEN I GOT THERE

I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN

ABOUT G. A.,

BUT GUESS WHAT?,

WELL,

THERE HE WAS,

JUMPING FROM MY CAR

INTO THE AUTO REPAIR SHOP

& WALKING AROUND THE PLACE.

WHAT A RIDE G. A. HAD!

 

´COULDN´T BELIEVE IT!,

THIS SUPER GRASSHOPPER

WANTED 2 COME WITH ME,

INSTEAD OF ENJOYING

THE PEACE & QUIET OF NATURE,

& THEN DECIDED 2 STAY

AT THE AUTO REPAIR SHOP

2 TAKE CARE OF MY CAR,

SINCE IT WAS GOING 2 BE THERE

THE WHOLE NIGHT

& THE FOLLOWING MORNING.

WHAT A RIDE G.A. HAD!

 

WHY WOULD A GRASSHOPPER

WANT 2 BEAR

SUCH SPEED ON TOP OF A CAR?

TOMORROW,

WHEN BACK 2 THE AUTO REPAIR SHOP

I´LL BE LOOKING 4 G.A.

THE SUPER GRASSHOPPER.

WHO KNOWS?

HE MIGHT WANT

2 GET 2 MY PLACE AS WELL…

WHAT A RIDE G. A. HAD!