IT WAS MONDAY, SEPT. 18 2017,
I WAS DRIVING MY CAR,
THINKING ABOUT
MAKING IT ON TIME
WHEN SUDDENLY
I SAW G.A.,
THE SUPER GRASSHOPPER
ON TOP OF MY FRONT LEFT
WINDSHIELD WIPER.
´COULDN´T BELIEVE IT!,
I WAS DRIVING AT 80 KPH
& LATER ON AT 100 KPH
TURNING ON THE WINDSHIELD WIPER
SINCE IT WAS RAINING,
& YET HE KEPT ON
HOLDING HIMSELF
ONTO THE WINDSHIELD WIPER.
I TRIED NOT 2 TURN ON
THE WINDSHIELD WIPER
THAT MUCH,
SINCE I WAS CONCERNED
ABOUT G.A.
THE SUPER GRASSHOPPER.
I CAME 2 A FORK,
TOOK A RIGHT,
& THERE AT A STOP SIGN
I TURNED THE WINDSHIELD WIPER ON
SO THAT G.A. COULD LAND
ON SAFER GROUND,
& I SAW HOW THE WINDSHIELD WIPER
THREW HIM 2 THE LEFT.
WHAT A RIDE G. A. HAD!
I FELT HAPPY 4 G. A.
THINKING G.A. FINALLY WAS SAFE,
FROM SPEED & THE WINDSHIELD WIPER.
I GOT 2 MY DESTINATION,
I STOPPED MY CAR,
& 5 MINUTES LATER
GOT BACK 2 IT AGAIN.
LATER I WAS HEADING
2 ANOTHER DESTINATION,
AN AUTO REPAIR SHOP,
& WHEN I GOT THERE
I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN
ABOUT G. A.,
BUT GUESS WHAT?,
WELL,
THERE HE WAS,
JUMPING FROM MY CAR
INTO THE AUTO REPAIR SHOP
& WALKING AROUND THE PLACE.
WHAT A RIDE G. A. HAD!
´COULDN´T BELIEVE IT!,
THIS SUPER GRASSHOPPER
WANTED 2 COME WITH ME,
INSTEAD OF ENJOYING
THE PEACE & QUIET OF NATURE,
& THEN DECIDED 2 STAY
AT THE AUTO REPAIR SHOP
2 TAKE CARE OF MY CAR,
SINCE IT WAS GOING 2 BE THERE
THE WHOLE NIGHT
& THE FOLLOWING MORNING.
WHAT A RIDE G.A. HAD!
WHY WOULD A GRASSHOPPER
WANT 2 BEAR
SUCH SPEED ON TOP OF A CAR?
TOMORROW,
WHEN BACK 2 THE AUTO REPAIR SHOP
I´LL BE LOOKING 4 G.A.
THE SUPER GRASSHOPPER.
WHO KNOWS?
HE MIGHT WANT
2 GET 2 MY PLACE AS WELL…
WHAT A RIDE G. A. HAD!